Thursday, August 19, 2010 @ 11:38 AM
A joke
Err ok, lemme tell u something. Maybe its lame, maybe its funny! xD hahas. Btw, here I begin.
One family, there is a boy whose parents didnt want him to learn bad words.
One day, the parents had a fight.
Father: U Bitch!
Mother: U Moron!
Son: What is Bitch and what is Moron??
Father: Bitch is a girl and Moron is a boy.
The next dae, mother brought her son to the market to buy some bra and panties.
Son: What is bra and what is panties?
Mother: bra is shoe while panties is socks.
When they reach home, father was shaving his moustache when he accidentally shave his lips.
Father: Asshole!
Son: What is asshole??
Father: Asshole is moustache.
In the kitchen, mother is cooking when she accidentally spill some oil onto her apron.
Mother: Shit!
Son: What is shit?
Mother: Shit is food.
So, when the guest arrived,
Son: Dear Morons and Bitches, please put ur bra and panties here.
My father is shaving his assholes while my mother is cooking shit.
THE END!!!! =][= =D
lawls. quite lame? But I tink quite funny when I first read it. lolol I wrote tis cus I nothin to write. Anyways byebye!